Presiden nya Baru

Selamat mengemban tugas Pak Joko Widodo dan Pak Jusuf Kalla. Presiden dan Wakil Presiden terpilih.

emotionally branding

People make decisions emotionally and then rationalize them logically.

wazzub as passive income?

i believe some of you ever heard about this site. katanya sih tujuannya mau nyaingin google. trus dengan metode ala MLM untuk promoting the site before they launch it on april 9, 2012, kita yang memutuskan untuk gabung dan jadi usernya bakal dikasih komisi seumur hidup. percaya ga percaya sih ya.

saya dapet referal-nya dari dosen saya dulu melalui inbox facebook. oke bisa dibilang beliau jadi up-line saya, secara saya akhirnya iseng-iseng ikut daftar berdasarkan link referal dari beliau. tapi kalau anda mau ikutan daftar, pake link referal saya aja ya, nih: http://signup.wazzub.info/?lrRef=9acf0

jujur sejak gabung 30 jan 2012, saya belom punya downline... jadi calculator $ saya pun masih $0. hahaha... lupa, malas, belom bakat di MLM-an... adalah alasan terbesar saya. 

anyway, terlepas dari bener atau enggaknya... dibayar atau enggaknya... boleh dan patut dicoba lah. bikin aja email baru trus join site-nya, jangan lupa pake referal saya tadi. and let's see what will happen on april 9, 201, moga kita bener-bener dibayar *crossing my fingers*

thank you tumblr.

dear tumblr,

terima kasih karena memudahkanku melihat hal-hal yang indah, yang lucu bahkan yang tak seharusnya saya lihat. anyway, terima kasih karena selalu membuatku tersenyum di pagi hari *setelah aku menghidupkan komputer*, di saat break *jenuh ama kerjaan*, dan sore hari *sebelum pulang kantor*. terima kasih sudah menghiburku dikala facebook dan twitter di-block aksesnya oleh kantor. oh no, hopefully tidak ada pihak yang bersangkutan baca ini *lirik kanan-kiri*

and i love reblog.. reblog.. reblog.. and reblog. have i said reblog? yup. reblog this and that. i also love spoiler. ha3x. sayang di kost modemnya njengking untuk tumblr-an, eh tapi ada untungnya juga sih kalo ga bisa-bisa tumblr-an mulu.

can't wait for tomorrow tumblr routinity. thank you tumblr. you are definitely my new google-images. you are one of the best thing that happen to me on 2011. hopefully you can be my inspiration database ;)

xoxo,

me at tumblr

glad to hear that

mungkin aku tak sehebat dan sebotak Mario Teguh, but seems my simplicity can inspire my friend. yay! lanjutkan mas bro! i mean not on complimenting me {and thanks anyway}, but continue your creative process... whatever it is.

but i'd like to confirm something, as #ff or #followfriday, siap-siap kecewa yach aku jarang nge-tweet loh ;p

Equal Hemispheres

found this from howaboutorange. seems like i'm a balanced person. huh! very very libra, don't you think?
take your quiz here... and below is mine :D

Brain Lateralization Test Results

Right Brain (48%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain. Left Brain (52%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain

Are You Right or Left Brained?
Personality Test by SimilarMinds.com

Left brain dominant individuals are more orderly, literal, articulate, and to the point. They are good at understanding directions and anything that is explicit and logical. They can have trouble comprehending emotions and abstract concepts, they can feel lost when things are not clear, doubting anything that is not stated and proven.

Right brain dominant individuals are more visual and intuitive. They are better at summarizing multiple points, picking up on what's not said, visualizing things, and making things up. They can lack attention to detail, directness, organization, and the ability to explain their ideas verbally, leaving them unable to communicate effectively.

Overall you appear to have fairly Equal Hemispheres

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According to Darwinian theory, optimal evolution takes place with random variation and selective retention. The evolution savvy individual will try many different approaches when faced with a problem and select the best of those approaches. Many historical intellectuals have confessed their advantage was simply considering/exploring/trying more approaches than others. The left brain dominant type suffers from limited approaches, narrow-mindedness. The right brain dominant type suffers from too many approaches, scatterbrained. To maintain balanced hemispheres, you need to exercise both variability and selection. Just as a company will have more chance of finding a great candidate by increasing their applicant pool, an individual who considers a wider set of options is more likely to make quality decisions.

care about the work, not who gets the credit

from #661 of things-we-forget's blog...

55% of me agreed, but 45% of me argued as well.

the quote below also buzzed! me.

i gotta digging more and more to understand and implemented all of this.

have a wonderfull wednesday everybody!

wanted: his shirt (and him)

i want the shirt that he wore.

i dont mind if he wanted me as well.

hakakak >:)

quiz: who is he?

part time nanny, jakarta

last week i got this idea and share it to my room-mate. we both think this is a why-not-to-try idea, so today we take an action for that.

we offering ourselves to be hired as a nanny... well actually a part time nanny since we are have a job in the morning. anyway, below is our advertise and we plan to distribute it at the apartment near our living area.

wish us good luck :D

for me, creativity is a release

itu menurut hasil personality test yang aku dapet dari sini.

Creativity is a Release
For you, creativity is first and foremost a form of expression: it creates a special link between the internal and external worlds. It allows you to get a grasp of your powerful emotions, by moulding them into a physical form. In fact, the most important thing for you is to be able to release your emotions. You need to be able to touch them or look at them in concrete form, and to do that you have to find a way to make them come alive.
This is how your desires and anxieties take shape. Keeping things bottled up creates a tension that can only be resolved once you have expressed how you feel. This means you have to be strong enough not to let yourself get swept away by chaotic impulses; if you turn your creative urges on everyday life — making a picnic, singing to the baby, choosing what to wear — you can express yourself while staying rooted in reality. Creativity is principally cathartic. It relieves a deep need, an almost primal, archaic impulse. For you, being creative is about having the power to give form to something you feel, to those deep personal issues that are often raw and disorganised. For these reasons you are usually attracted to art that demands physicality, that allows you to express what’s inside, and that unites spontaneity, strength, freedom, power and movement.

that's mine. so, what's your creativity style?

my wish list

hint hint for those who needs an idea for my Birthday present, he3x....

TV LCD/LED 15 - Advance: V1430

front

back and the packages

Feature:

TV/AV/S-Video Mode:
Multi System
AV Stereo
200 Channel
Manual/Auto Search
On Screen Display
Sleep Timer (240 - 30 minutes)
Blue Screen (no signal)
Noise Reduction
Zoom function (4:3 / 16:9)
4 Picture Mode (User, Mild, Nature, Vivid)
4 Sound Mode (User, Hall, News, Theater)
Picture Setting: Brightness, Contrast, Color, Sharpness
TV Setting: Channel, Sound, Skip This, Auto Fine, Fine Tune, Manual Search, Auto Search
Sound Setting: Bass, Treble, Balance, Mute, Volume

PC Mode:
Contrast, Brightness
Image Setting: Phase, F Clock, H-Position, V-Position
Color Setting: Native, 9300k, 6500k, User
OSD: Language, H-Position, V-Position
Sound Setting: Bass, Treble, Balance, Mute, Volume

it's so cool technology and definitely FIT with may small room. display size 14 inch, power consumption 16 watt, and weight 1.95 kgs... its so perfect! i wanna i wannaa i wannaaa... :-@

pe-er lainnya

yang ini pe-er dapet dari Angky ama sapa lagi gitu pernah kasih juga... aja-aja ada pe-er nya, he3x...


Apakah kamu:
1. Iri-hati pada orang laen: iya... ngiri ke Zam ama Dipto yang abis foto-foto di mercusuar *kepengen foto-foto disitu juga*
2. Kamu mengandalkan 'beauty' or 'personality: personality.. dulu Dian
jelek tapi ramah, skarang rada keren juga tetep ramah ^_^
3. Punya SIM: oyi, SIM-C, molai sweet-seventeen ampe skarang, kemaren
barusan memperpanjang masa berlakunya
4. Takut kehilangan 'uang' atau 'teman: teman.. kalo teman yang baik
pasti ngertiin temannya, apalagi temannya yang barusan kehilangan uang
^_Rp
5. Berkacamata: nggak.. kalo bisa jangan sampe deh
6. Suka anak kecil: sukaaa.. apalagi adek bayi ^_^ adek bayi cowok pula ^_^ ^_^gemez gemez gemez


Pernahkah kamu:
1. Berpikir tuk operasi plastik: nggak wes, takuuut.. lagian mahal..
2. Memotong sendiri rambutmu: paling potong poni doang
3. Jatuh cinta pada pandangan pertama: belum pernah kayaknya
4. Pacaran ma yg jauh lebih tua: belum pernah pacaran tuh
5. Cinta bertepuk sebelah tangan: kalo buat Dian lebih tepat kalo
dibilang pedekate bertepuk sebelah tangan: pernaaah satu kali, oh harga
diriku T_T
6. Kehilangan dompet: aduh amit-amit, jangan sampe kejadian deh


Ku suka:
1. Nonton berita: suka, tapi akhir-akhir ini jarang..
2. Pelajaran di Sekolah: olah raga
3. Tipe Cowok: gentleman, humoris, sedikit romantis, ga garing
4. Menu Sarapan: susu coklat
5. Orang yg sedang di suka: err... keep tryin' hard boys, i need to see
more efforts
6. Penampilan lawan jenis yg disukai: simple tapi elegan.. pokoknya
know how to dress himself for any ocassion
7. Band: The Corrs, lately... My Chemical Romance
8. Tempat: anywhere but smoking area ^_^
9. Baca Koran: liat gambarnya doang, lowongan kerja, ama halaman gosip
10. Resto Fast Food: Dundee coz murah ^_^
11. TV Station: smuanya... rada-rada TV addict soalnya ^_^
12. Nama untuk anak laki2: Alfa
13. Nama untuk anak Perempuan: Davina


Hal Pertama yang Terlintas pas denger Kata:
1. Koper: tas-nya Ninik, temen es-de nya Dian dulu
2. Sekolah: gedung sekolah-nya
3. Sapi: susu
4. Rizky Hanggono: ungu-violet


Ngelempar PR buat:
1. Zam, coz foto di mercusuar nya bikin Dian ngiri
2. Dipto, hiks... alasannya idem ama alesannya Zam
3. Dita, kerjain lagi ya...
4. Nita, gpp deh biarpun masuk daftar orang aneh
5. (siapa-siapa yang mo ngerjain pe-er ini.. kayaknya banyak yang udah dapet deh ^_^)

ngumpulin pe-er 7

dapet pe-er 7 dari Ghina ama Asya ama banyak lagi deh... sori baru dikerjain ^_^

7 Things that Scare Me
1. Allah SWT.
2. Mama, ridla Allah kan tergantung ridla ortu, terutama ibu, jangan
sampe Dian bikin mama marah.
3. gelap, apalagi kalo lampu mati pas malem... aarrrgh!!!
4. sendirian, try to deal that untill now.
5. orang gila, hiii... amit-amit.
6. cerita serem, ampuuun.. bisa kebayang-bayang selama seminggu.
7. digosipin macem-macem.

7 Random Songs at the Moment
1. Tandanya by Malique n D'Essentials
2. Mas Que Nada by Sergio Mendez feat. Black Eyed Peas
3. Sway by Pussycats Doll
4. Sexyback by Justin Timberlake
5. Crystal Ball by Keane
6. Mimpi Manis by Dewi Persik
7. masih banyak... lha kantornya selama 8 jam harus full music

7 Things That I Like The Most
1. internet, i love this technology.
2. difoto, yeah i'm so narcist.
3. pink! i'm a pinkylicious.
4. donald duck, ga sampe koleksi banget, tapi suka karakternya.
5. koala, lucu soalnya.
6. ditraktir, intinya seneng aja kalo dapet gratisan.
7. cowok gentle dan humoris.

7 Important Things in My Bedroom
1. selimut, ga bisa tidur kalo ga selimutan... malang kan dingin.
2. lampu kudu harus nyala, kecuali ada yang nemenin bobok baru lampu
boleh dimatiin.
3. obat nyamuk elektrik.
4. handphone, kalo lagi ada pulsa biasanya sms-an ama temen.
5. balpirik, buat gosok-gosok kalo gatel digigit nyamuk.
6. kasur bantal guling
7. apalagi ya... tidur kalik.

7 Random Facts About Me
1. kutilang (kurus, tinggi, langsing).
2. pake arloji di tangan kanan.
3. perawan cinta, alias blom pernah pacaran... makanya sering digosipin
ama temen-temen di kampus, he3x.
4. seneng guyon.
5. ga terlalu paham jurusan angkot, kebiasaan kemana-mana naek motor.
6. moody, tergantung mood. kalo lagi badmood biasanya diem aja, takut
salah omong trus nyinggung perasaan orang, bisa berabe ntar...
7. ga suka boneka anjing ama babi.

7 Things I said the Most
1. "Maaa...", manggil mama.
2. "Halah".
3. "Masih penuh, silakan ditunggu sebentar, ini nomor antrinya", sambil
kasih senyum ke customer di kantor.
4. "Munyuk elek!", sambil nge-jailin kakak-nya Dian.
5. "Ooo ancene..."
6. "Waduh!"
7. "Benak no..", nyuruh tukang parkir ngluarin Kevin yang diapit
motor-motor laen di parkiran.

7 Things I plan to do before I die
1. brangkatin n sama2 ortu naek haji.
2. nyukupin kebutuhan ortu.
3. hidup mandiri lepas dari ortu.
4. travelling... jadi pramugari ^_^
5. menikah, bentuk keluarga sakinah mawaddah warahmah.
6. ndidik anak biar sholeh, so rajin kirim doa buat ortunya.
7. apa ya... bikin wasiat kalik.

7 Friends I want to pass this on
1. Thuns, sebagai orang pertama yang pernah kasih aku pe-er, kalo ga
salah yang "pe-er 4"
2. Chocoluv, khusus Monik nambah 1 kategori "7 profil cowok kakak
tingkat untuk mbak Dian"
3. Deni jenenge, den apdet den apdet... lek ga gelem apdet potoen aku
ae ^_^
4. Arya, sekalian buat break bentar dari kesibukan bikin design-nya...
jangan lupa berkedip-kedip ya!!!
5. Rhani, temen baru-ku yang plegmatis damai ^_^
6. Nita, jangan gontok2an mlulu... nih kerjain
7. Dita, kerjain loh!

I'm a Fawn?

main-main ke blog Niti dikasih tau situs ini... lucu juga, ikut-ikutan Niti deh. buat seru-seruan, hasilnya ada yang cocok ada juga yang engga. kayak testimonial gitu bahasanya. so, doubutsu uranai bilang, dian itu kayak gini nih...


You are Gold Fawn, whose character is gentle and calm.
You tend to talk slowly and there's something warm about your atmosphere.
Nevertheless, you have great fighting spirit within you, and you have great will power.
It's not too much to say that your will power is hidden under your intelligence and your personality.
Your movements are slow, and you also tend to be rather slow in putting things into action.
You also take other people's opinion too seriously, and are sensitive to rumors.
You try to avoid public criticism, by not using flashy expressions and fancy actions.
You try to stick to social status, and are pure and conservative sort of person.
You dislike new changes, and prefer to carry on steadily in a safe environment.
You think high of atmosphere than practicality.
If you make your decisions only on your preferences, people may think you as a moody person.
You are obsessed about cleanliness, and can be difficult, but you are really a kind person.
You have good fortune, and your personal interest may turn into your occupation, or get as busy as your regular business.
Therefore your interest develops into something that can be profitable.
Although you yourself are modest, people around you may get heated up, and make you a leader.
What you have done to others will be returned by double or more.
After getting married, you will have good fortune with children, and will be able to lead a steady old age.


hihihi... maap ga ditranslate-in ke bahasa Indonesia.
jadi, Dian adalah rusa emas. hahaha, aneh-aneh aja. buat temen-temen yang udah kenal Dian, kira-kira bener ga tuh apa yang doubutsu uranai bilang?

nothing is perfect

"You've lived life long enough to know that nothing -- and no one -- is perfect. So why are you holding yourself to such an impossibly high standard? What you have right now, what you're doing right now and (most importantly) who you're right now is good enough! Cut yourself some slack. If you spend all of your time wishing you had more, the universe might take away what you have. Be grateful for the fact that you have room to improve."
(Friendster Horoscope for September 9, 2006 - Libra [Sep 23 - Oct 22])

*hohoho... pasti yang ada di benak sobat-sobat Dian kalo baca ini bakal bilang "tuh kaan.. apa aku bilang!".

ngumpulin Pe eR : "4" itu loh

Dapet PR dari thuns... huehehe kangen aku ama kata "PR", selama kuliah yang populer kan kata "Tugas". Ok, here we go...

::4 pekerjaan yang pernah dijalani::

jagain rental vcd. waktu Dian es-em-a, Papa-nya Dian diajakin temennya buka rental VCD di rumah. biarpun ga digaji... tapi lumayan dapet duit buat internetan (baca: chating) ^_^ paling bete kalo ada yang mo pinjem bokep T_T bayangin ya... masa! Dian disuruh muter film gituan di tv rental-nya, alesan tu orang mo ngetest gambarnya terang apa gelap. Aaarrggghh... dasar gila! sekarang rental-nya udah tutup, kalo ga salah sejak isu-isu penggrebekan vcd bajakan.

supporting staff di konsultan perencana. ceritanya magang 3 bulan buat mk PKL di LPPM ITN Malang. lumayan, tiap bulan digaji 250rebu v^o^v. berdua, Dian bantuin proyek Sosialisasi RTRW Kabupaten Malang, trus si Iga bantuin proyek RDTRK Dampit. Seru tuh, tiap hari ngantor kerjaannya sambil ngrumpi, curhat on-air, nge-game, nyanyi2, foto2, kasih terapi ke mas-mas yang grogian... aduuuh, jadi kangen.

jualan pop-up card berdasarkan pesanan. iseng di semester 8 kasih kartu ultah bikinan sendiri ke beberapa temen. ternyata ada yang suka ama konsep narsis Dian dalam disain tu kartu. ya lumayan lah buat freelance dadakan ^_^ hidup narsis!

apalagi ya? kegiatan yang ujung-ujungnya dikasih duit... owh itu, sewaktu es-em-a juga. jadi abdi negara. latian menempa fisik dan mental serta mengembangkan jiwa nasionalisme selama 4 bulan, akhirnya pada 17 Agustus 2000, di barisan pasukan 45 paling depan, Dian menjalankan tugas sebagai pasukan pengibar bendera pusaka di balai kota malang *glodak* ujung-ujungnya cuma dapet seragam PDU (yang kualitas jaitannya jelek, ukurannya kekecilan, duh.. pake penjahit mana seh! masih bagusan PDU-ku sendiri) ama duit 25rebu. ga munafik wes, Dian dongkol banget! paling temen-temen Dian juga tuh. skala kota gitu loh, Cuma dikasih segitu... otomatis lah kalo Dian berburuk sangka, pasti dananya di korupsi T_T

::4 tempat yang pernah ditinggali::

Lodoyo, Blitar. Rumah (alm) Kakung ama (alm) Yangpu' (eyang putri) dari Mama-nya Dian. Lupa-lupa inget, pokoknya tiap libur sekolah, Dian ama kakak-nya Dian ditaroh disana. Namanya juga desa, mainnya ya ke sawah, naik bajak sawah, kasih makan ayam, nginjek tai ayam... paling males kalo malem, gelaaaap!! Acara tv Cuma TVRI yang omong2 doang. Oia, Yangpu' pelihara kucing, namanya Molly. begitu nyampe dari Malang, cipika-cipiki ama Kakung+Yangpu', langsung dah "Molly mana? Mooolllyyyyy...!!!" halah, maklum di Malang ga boleh melihara kucing ama Mama. Eh pernah Dian mecahin lampu minyak, tapi nyalahin Molly. Huehehe...

Sleman, Jogja. Rumah ponakan-nya Papa. sekarang Dian kalo ada waktu, mainnya ke Sleman. Ga tau alamatnya, pokoknya daerah belakang Monjali, hotel Hyatt masih terus dikit. Pertama kesana waktu sunatannya Bimo, siip deh nonton Jathilan walopun se-babak, ngantuk soale. Kemarin ada mk Studio Perencanaan Wilayah, studinya bikin Rencana Induk Pengembangan Pariwisata, dapet wilayah studi Kabupaten Sleman. jadilah selama seminggu kelompok-nya Dian numpang di rumah Mbak Nanik, tiap hari survey ke beberapa tempat wisata. Kangeeennnn Slemaan, kapan yoh nang Jogja maneh.

Kota Kediri. dalam rangka survey mk Studio Perencanaan Kota. hidup bersama 60 orang selama seminggu, serasa jadi Akademia. kelompok-nya Dian kebagian studi bikin Rencana Teknik Tata Ruang Kota, jadi tiap hari jalan kaki masuk-masuk gang di belakang alun-alun buat cross-check ama peta persil-nya. capeeekkk... tapi seneng. tiap hari minum susu kedelai di Jalan Kilisuci. sssrrp... segeeerr!

mana lagi ya... paling desa-desa yang disurvey Dian. Desa Ngadirejo pas mk Perencanaan Desa Terpadu, ama Desa Ngberuk pas mk Studio Perencanaan Desa. selebihnya, yo anteng-anteng aja di Malang.

::4 film yang berkesan::

Cliffhanger. sewaktu masih es-de, nonton bertiga ma kakak-nya Dian ma Pakde Pentul (sodara mama dari desa). nonton jam terakhir, pulangnya kemaleman, duitnya nge-pas, waktu itu ga ada mikrolet, akhir cerita... kita pulang jalan kaki mpe rumah. untuk ukuran Dian kecil, dari sukun ke rumah dian, jauh yo... bioskopnya dah ga ada skarang.

Casper. masih es-de juga, di bioskop Kayutangan (sekarang udah ga ada.. heh, bukan yang di depan kantor telkom, tapi depannya toko buku paling lengkap). nonton ama Papa, kakak-nya Dian nonton di studio sebelah sendirian. Ni film nih... pertama kali Dian tau yang namanya cowok cakep, yang jadi Casper cakep banget. Dian kecil serasa menemukan price charming, he3x. Saking kuper-nya Dian, pas es-em-a Dian baru tau kalo tu cowok namanya Devon Sawa.

Tusuk Jelangkung. sukses ngantri paling depan, sukses juga mengkoordinir 20 temen yang sama2 stress ngerjain mk Azas Perencanaan Permukiman Kota. kebetulan lagi demen nonton horor, kan vcd The Ring lagi boom tuh, Sadako hiiii... seru Jelangkung-nya, seru juga pas pulang nagih duit tiket buat beli baju ^_^

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. perjuangannya pas mo nonton... gara-gara Helty bawa mobil langgar perboden belok kanan, akhirnya Dian ma Helty mampir di pos polisi, ngaku2 anak kos asli surabaya yang ga tau jalan ^_^ aneh tu polisi, kita bedua malah dibeliin soto diajakin makan bareng, trus boleh pulang... dan Dian berkorban demi Helty dengan ngasih tau no hp Dian ke pak polisi-nya T_T untung sekarang udah ga di sms2 lagi. tancap gas ke Matos 21, beli tiket dapet yang jam 7... enak-enak nonton, listriknya mati ditengah-tengah film... pas di scene Harry Potter mandi. Dari decakan kagum "uuwaauuww perutnya six-pack", berubah jadi teriakan "Aaaarrgh ini semua tidak adil".

::4 acara tv yang sering ditonton::

Ceriwis Yo Wis.
Om Farhan.
Lepas Malam.
Republik BBM. mencoba memahami isu-isu negara dengan cara yang rada mabok. kapan nih tayang lagi...

::4 makanan favorit::

Semua masakan Mama-nya Dian yang ngga pedes.
Mie resek. sejenis nasi goreng campur, digoreng pake kompor berbahan bakar batu arang.
Ayam kecap. mmhh, bisa nambah terus makannya.
Gournet Wrap nya McDonalds. biarpun baru sekali makan (dibeliin pula), tapi udah Dian nobatkan jadi makanan favorit karena mengenyangkan. Btw, ada yang tau ga harganya berapaan ^_^'

::4 Halaman Maya Yang Sering Diakses::

YahooMail
ChitChat-nya Dian, plus link-nya
Google
Friendster

::4 Orang Yang Harus Nerusin Ini::

Dadang. nih buat di-posting ^_^
om Isyak. kok lama ga posting sih ^_^
KBC. lama tak bertegur sapa di YM!. PR ini dikerjain loh... pasti ancur jadinya, he3x
Dila Fardil. temen baru ChitChat Blogs Link ^_^ keep in touch ya...

babbling bumbling band of baboons

HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
(a little scripts scene that I like)

............

Int. Assembly Room

Profesor McGonagall:
The yule ball has been a tradition of the tri-wizard tournament since its inception. On Christmas eve night we and our guests gather in the great hall for well mannered frivolity. As representitives of the host school I expect each and every one of you to put your best foot forward, and I mean this literally because the yule ball is first and foremost... a dance.

(Groans emerge from the boys who are listening on. The girls seem a lot more excited)

Profesor McGonagall:
Silence. The house of Godrick Griffindore has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you in the course of a single evening besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

Fred:
(Whispering to George) Try saying that five times faster.

............

(so, try to say it faster)
Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

(faster...)
Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

(more faster...)
Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons; Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

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